Showing posts with label A Chronology. Show all posts
Showing posts with label A Chronology. Show all posts

Monday, March 30, 2015

How to Climb a Sand Dune: A Chronology



4:27pm
Drive across the steppes, alongside sand dunes. Unimpressed as dunes not very high. Have seen higher ones in Singapore's sand depository.

4:42pm
Arrive at base of dune. Put on two jackets, scarf, hat and sunglasses as want to be well-protected against sand and wind. Pleased with self re level of foresight and preparation.

4:48pm
Decide that this is like walking on the beach.

4:50pm
Degree of incline changing. A bit tougher now.

4:55pm
Scattering of plants peter out so no footholds left. Guide gives up and waves me on.

5:02pm
Crisis! Slip and fall almost on top of dead camel.



5:15pm
A flash of inspiration. Must be strategic in tackling this. Decide to climb in a zig-zag fashion.

5:20pm
Realise my zig is almost parallel to my zag. 

5:23pm
Thighs burning. Sweat dripping in eyes. Audible huffing. Eerie howling as sands fall away under feet with every step. Sit down for a break and slide down two metres. Damn.

5:40pm
The sand dune is very big. 

5:49pm
Mistily ponder existentialism.

5:55pm
Have enough of zig-zagging. Put head down and climb directly upwards. Feet getting heavier with every step. Literally, with sand.



6:07pm
Look up briefly and am startled. Five steps from top! Observe slight hysteria.

6:10pm
Claw self onto ridge. A moment of exultation! 

6:15pm
Wave furiously at guide near base. Quickly realise mistake as balance is lost and foot slips backward. Decide to sit down as not wise to fall off wrong side of dune.

6:30pm
Slide back down the dune. Sand everywhere in periphery, and in shoes and underwear.


Monday, November 24, 2008

How to Take an Exam: A Chronology

Last week:
Realise that case study notes cannot be downloaded, because of a wonky server. Decide to procrastinate printing.

Saturday:
Notes still cannot be printed. Decide to procrastinate again, even though exam is on Monday.

Sunday noon:
Website down.

Sunday, 9pm:
Website up, but notes cannot be printed. Observe slight panic.

Sunday, 11pm:
Start summarising 15-page, online case study onto pieces of foolscap.

Monday, 12.30am:
Copying complete. Am proud of work done (even though wouldn't have been necessary if not for original procrastination).

Monday, 9.03am:
Experience hallelujah moment when realise second essay question is based on case study. Work done wasn't for nothing!

Monday, 9.40am:
Finish Essay #1, a finger-wrenching 3 pages. Start brainstorming for Essay #2.

Monday, 9.42am:
Can only think of 1 point for a 30-mark essay. Stop brainstorming.

Monday, 10.25am:
Finish Essay #3. A masterpiece!

Monday, 11am:
Finish Essay #4. 4 pages long, though with massive diagrams included. 3 minutes left for Essay #2. Crap.

Monday, 11.02am:
Finish writing that one point down. Handwriting is very neat.

Monday, 11.15am:
Receive text from brother: Haha. Shortest essay ever.