Walking along the beach, The Boyfriend suddenly said, "I came by a really good quote the other day."

"Yea? What is it?"

"You're not going to like it though."

I paused. "Why?" Is it something chauvinistic? Something about how hypersensitive women are?

He grinned. "I read it in Harry Potter. I think it was George Weasley who said it."

Time stopped for a moment as his statement sank in. "Four thousand years of literature and you quote Ron Weasley?" I exploded.

"George Weasley," he corrected.

"Ah."