The Boyfriend: Have you watched Yes Man? You should watch it.

Me: Why? I don't like Jim Carey, so no. But you're like the fourth person to tell me that. What's it about?

The Boyfriend: It's about this man who always says "no". He even missed his best friend's engagement party --

My phone starts ringing. I check the screen, then flip it upside down and slide it onto the table.

Me: Sorry. Unknown number. You were saying?

The Boyfriend: You're not going to answer it?

Me: Nope.

The Boyfriend: What if it's a missed opportunity?

Me: Won't be. Anyway so what happened with that guy?

The Boyfriend: The friend showed up at his house, demanding to know why he didn't answer the phone --

Me: My phone's still ringing. I feel kinda guilty now. Maybe I should answer it -- oh, it stopped. Okay, good.

The Boyfriend: Exactly like that!! You should watch the show!

Me: What? No.